But Mom. I’ve already climbed Mount Everest.
So in light of my recent GBOWR post, combined with my insomnia issues, I did some stalking browsing and found some random records that I thought interesting. But my favorite of all is the story of Jordan Romero, a 13 year old boy from California, who is officially the world’s youngest person to have ever climbed Mount Everest.
Why is it my favorite story, you may ask?
Well, to be honest, I got stuck on hilarious made-up scenarios in my mind of this boys life after Mount Everest.
I mean. He’s 13!
Hey. I'm 13.
He’s climed Mount Everest. What the eff did you do when you were thirteen?
Do a crazy dare at a sleepover party?
And the biggest thing is, how he can practically get away with anything now that he wants.
Mom: Jordan, clean up your room! It’s messy.
Jordan: But Mom. I’ve already climbed Mount Everest.
Mom: Touche.
Obscure relative at a family function: Jordan! My you’ve grown. What do you think you’ll major in at college?
Jordan: Oh, I donno. I’ve already climbed Mount Everest.
Teacher at school: Jordan, you didn’t do well on this exam.
Jordan: I know. But I’ve already climbed Mount Everest.
P. Diddy: What the hell are you doing at my party?
Jodan: I’m Jordan Romero. I’m 13. And I’ve climbed Mount Everest.
P. Diddy: Welcome.
Just kidding. Because I mean, his goal is to eventually climb the highest mountains in every continent. So he’s obviously a determined kid. But Jordan…if you read this? Seriously…do it…
